Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all it’s yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But there’s one thing I’d like to say...
Is that I hate christmas day (I got a rock!)
It’s time for everybody to have a christmas party
Everyone but me I’ll step outside boycott your office party
No secret santa for me
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway
Cuz I don’t wanna go, where happy days are snow
I’d rather stay where frosty melts in the sun
July 4 parade
A lynchburg lemonade
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)
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Deck the halls with bells of holly
’tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas I’m glad it only comes one time a year
Its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping
Everyone but me I’ll stay inside
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don’t wanna go where shopping lines are slow
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)
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Deck the halls with bells of holly
’tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas I’m glad it only comes one time a year
It was the night before christmas and all through the house
All the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout
I woke from my sleep, heard ’here comes the boom’
I knew that santa would be comin’ soon
On dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen
I yelled ’shut up ya’ll,’ but they wouldn’t listen
And then he came down with his belly of jello
He says "where the ladies at cuz I’m a real jolly fellow"
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight
Merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night
Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
’tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas I’m glad it only comes one time a year
Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
’tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas I’m glad it only comes one time a year
Cuz I hate christmas, I’m glad it only comes one time a year
Cuz I hate christmas, I’m glad it only comes one time a year
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