Just the other day my
emotional chip was delivered to me
The time was right to explore
a human mystery
I went to a bar, found a nice little piece
her voice was soft she said, "How do you like these?"
Before I knew what to say
she started to act in a very strange way!
I don't know what she's doing to me
Is it a kiss? Is it supposed to be?
I wasn't programmed for this, you see
I only know it in theory
What is she doing with her hand
I can't understand her talk about "being a man"
By a coincidence, she had a room
on the second floor
We went upstairs and got undressed
then she asked, "Have you done it before?"
I can't lie so I said "No,
but I hope that you're willing to show"
"I'll do anything as long as you pay"
Then she started to act in another strange way!
I don't know what she's doing to me
Is it a kiss? Is it supposed to be?
I wasn't programmed for this, you see
I only know it in theory
Are those games really necessary
to reach the final goal?!
I don't know what she's doing to me
Is it a kiss that it's supposed to be
I wasn't programmed for this, you see
I only know it in theory
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