Let me tell you this story about this ambidextrous talk show host
That I used to live with who once told me that the sky was green.
I didn't believe him so I hit back with a short sharp shot, disco me to oblivion baby.
He uh, couldn't appreciate my sense of humour and that's when we started to grow apart.
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Heartbreaker
Strange
Feelin
Pain
Feelin
Wretched
Ohhh
My soul
No pain
No gain
Well things didn't improve for our relationship when I was seduced by his wife
And then I fell in love with his daughter.
And I can't help who I fall in love with, ok?
Then one day I accidently castrated his prized poodle with an electric can opener. Yaaoucha!
He kicked me out of the house and he burnt all my pictures of his sweet Jimmy Dean.
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Heartbreaker
Strange
Feelin
Pain
Feelin
It's wretched
Ohhh
My soul
If it don't hurt
It don't work
No
I was alone but that was only the beginning
Said I was alone but that was only the beginning
Yeah I was alone but that was only the beginning
I was alone but that was only the beginning
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Heartbreaker
Strange
Feelin
Pain
Feelin
It's wretched
Ohhh
My soul
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Who do we appreciate?
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Who do we appreciate?
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Who do we appreciate?
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Who do we appreciate?
Strange
Feelin
Pain
Feelin
It's wretched
Ohhh
My soul
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