Some people try to keep somethin' alive
After it's gone after it dies
They try all kinda things like
Takin' off rings swappin' up keys seeing who swings
I'm happy to say that you and I got no probem
Baby I just wanted you to know
I don't want to have a threesome
I don't want to sleep with nobody else
I don't want to be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself
Sometimes at night after the kids are in bed
When I'm changin' the channels
And you're surfin' the web
I stumble onto that show with all of those ladies
Doin' all of those things
And acting all crazy
I don't know how they manage
To do all that damage
We barely find enough time to kiss
I don't want to have a threesome
I don't want to sleep with nobody else
I don't want to be swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself
Oh I got enough spice in this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend
I don't want to have a threesome
Ever again
So I'll get away if you can slip away too
I'll meet you at three
Alright I'll meet you at two
We know just where to go
We know just what to do
It's perfect that way
Just me and you
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