Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhh
Arthur loves his wife and children
Arthur takes lunch everyday
Arthur likes it at the local
Likes his pint at end of day
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A-A-A-A-A-Arthur
There's a problem becking 'round the corner
A-A-A-A-A-A-Arthur
She's already had one owner
Arthur talks to sexy Frida
Takes her milk there everyday
Frida's telling hungry Arthur
Of the debt she'd like to pay
But she hasn't got the money
Arthur coughs to clear the air
Asks him in and calls him "honey"
Up they toggle up the stairs
CHORUS
Arthur hates his wife and children
Makes his own lunch everyday
Likes it down at sexy Frida's
Frida takes a pint a day
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