This is a song about Spike
He is a bad ass guy
Who just happens to be
A really good friend of mine
Everyone I know yeah
Who knows Spike, too
Would agree when I say the words
That, spike is cool
Yeah, the problem with my friend Spike
He has fallen into
A true love with a nice girl
Who has gotta lot of tattoos
He always talks crazy
Whenever she calls
He always talks like a baby
Yeah it's obvious
She has got him by the balls
She has got him by the balls
She has got him by the balls
My weird little brother James
And his ex-girlfriend
They would talk in those ridiculous voices
We would all be hanging out getting drunk
In the neighborhood
And they both would make those ridiculous noises
He would always talk crazy
Whenever she calls
He always talks like a baby
It is obvious
They have got him by the balls
I hate you when you talk like that
I wish you would act like a grown man
I wish you would act like a grown man
I wish you would act like a grown man
(They have got you by the balls)
(They have got you by the balls)
(They have got you by the balls)
(They have got you by the balls)
You will never see me
Walking that walk
You will never catch me
Talking that baby talk
Which brings us back to Spike
A good guy to have in a fight
Unless he
With his girlfriend, Obnoxious
On a Saturday night
You know he couldn't care less
What anyone thinks
He does not give a damn
No, because he has no shame
He always looks so happy
Just like everything is fine
He is oblivious to the fact
That he has no spine
He always talks crazy
(You have no shame)
Whenever she calls
(You have no shame)
He talks like a baby
(You have no shame)
It is obvious
They have got him by the balls
I hate you when you talk like that
I wish you could act like a grown man
I wish you could act like a grown man
(They have got him by the balls)
(They have got him by the balls)
You will never see me
Walking that walk
You will never see me
Talking that baby talk
(You know it's true
They've got you by the balls)
I am not going to let it get to me
I am not going to let it get to me
I am not going to let it get to me
I am not going to let them get to me
I am not going to let them get to me
They've got you by the balls
They've got you by the balls
They've got you by the balls
They've got you by the balls
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